#1921   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc? <Ad0> my gf wants to see it <Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants <Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that

#1922   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AaronStJ> I'd buy it.  And by buy, I mean warez

#1923   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it.. <Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included <XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs <boozie> haha <XDDD> but im kinda weird <XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards

#1924   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic <|TrunX|> you will all turn gay

#1925   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php <Jumper> |sco|t, the #php guys do ;) <JibberJim> |sco|t go to #php <[ric]> and #women is full of women, go figure <JibberJim> and #teens is full of 40 year old men.

#1926   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn <IZS> rm -rf /

#1927   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all stopped using vibrators.... <|TrunX|> kept getting chipped teeth :�

#1928   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha <timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME <timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages'

#1929   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<steve-kun> everybody's someone else's nigger

#1930   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists  saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end <grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin

#1931   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how they were non-politicial <ben> and you almost believe them until you see it was issued by Melech which is the hebrew word for king <ben> i.e. israeli contacts, etc <ben> NON POLITICAL MY ARSEY <grifferz> wow, and like, the way bahamut is the name of a dragon, maybe all these names have real meaning and dalnet staff are really hyperdiemnsional dragon warriors from the planet Oper!! <grifferz> fucking scary eh <ben> yes <grifferz> or, they could be just nicknames.  I DO NOT KNOW

#1932   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then <grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant

#1933   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning... [DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis

#1934   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Crappy> tbe <Crappy> er <Crappy> the internet is cool <Crappy> my triumphant statement somewhat dampened by my inability to type "the"

#1935   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly? <Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over... * Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll *** Chaz ([email protected]) has joined channel #AlgolXR <Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works * Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle

#1936   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these underage kids in the porn section they kicked out while we were in there. <DrWoody> so they gave us their money and we bought porn for them <L33TKnight> your good deed for the day? <DrWoody> I like to give back to society.

#1937   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aNuBiS-> hit it before before puberty does <aNuBiS-> thats my motto

#1938   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<grifferz> I love vim so much <grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over <grifferz> but vim's love is pure * ben moves away <grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend * IZS calls for the men in white coats

#1939   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died. <Wes> how were you suffocating? <kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.

#1940   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today <Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black <Maxstah> i told him thats ironic <Maxstah> he got pissed

#1941   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dodge> i tell ya <dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow... <Lord-Data> nope.. just you ...

#1942   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> you know what makes me laugh <timmo> web cam chicks <timmo> who try to lick their own nipples <timmo> but fall short

#1943   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism

#1944   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll <Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll" <tobdude> LOL <zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price <Blackmail> ew, a used one <Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either <zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail <zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html <aNuBiS-> hahah <Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll <tobdude>  thats so wrong <CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll <Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy <CanOfSpam> oh

#1945   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jumper> which one are you reading ? <snot> security experts ( news.com.com ) <Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons <Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough <Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS <snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe <Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now