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<@Kaczynski> I say reinstate the death penalty <@Kaczynski> and execute corrupt politicians <@Kaczynski> how are they acting differently from organized criminals? <@andro> they're getting caught


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<Ishtardances> See why dont guys have to prove they are "male" on the internet? <Slapahoewitapaperbag> because guys dominate the chatrooms <Ishtardances> oh....I just figured they would be intimidated by my large cock. <slapahoewitapaperbag>...you are that same girl I just cybered with right?


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- quit: (CIA) (SDF@n00b-3A83B275.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by FBI))) (@NSA) OMG GHOST GOVERMENT


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<Bizznatch> my dick is 3 inches long <chris> thats small. <DrunkenMaster> sad <Bizznatch> yus <deathazre> chris: not for a 3 year old <Bizznatch> death <chris> ... <Bizznatch> so you look at 3 year old's cocks every once in a while <chris> :D * deathazre has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Bizznatch> THE TRUTH HURTS <Bizznatch> ... <Bizznatch> :P <incubus_chick> o.O


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<photovoric> jesus fucking christ <photovoric> is masturbation


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<nerdBeer> so, I just dropped a book _into the toilet_ <ct> home or work? <popsQ> heh, does it matter? <nerdBeer> poop's poop, man. <banquo> Ok,..WHY were you reading a book over a poop filled toilet? And what!? "Poop spotters guide"? "Pooping for dummies"? "The illustrated guide to What the Hell did I Eat"? "Flushing and putting the seat down (A husbands compendium)"? <banquo> If you have to stand and read it it has to be porn while your,.........Oh I see


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<+Velcant> My dad just wandered off to buy 50 meters of wireless LAN cable. Good luck to him.


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<Gothic> I sound Lovecraftian backwards <Gothic> Cithog, the black cloud of despair, hatred, and donuts


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<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14 year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way.


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<shwS> I have 1½ pack left.. after that, I'm smoking. <pu_ma> okay... <shwS> I'm quitting*


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