#1946   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mike> ARGH SHIT <Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS <Mike> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHITE <Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL <Mike> bye bye everyone *** Mike ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed) <Jumper> heh <Jumper> "phone"

#1947   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off' <Flav> "a few months?  sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"

#1948   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?

#1949   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin

#1950   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes <sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?! <sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal

#1951   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit. <Brentai> MINT SKITTLES? <JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint". <JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.

#1952   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs <blazemore> time to reboot <ScumDog> that's so retarded <mandarin> heh...uptime is sad <mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;) <mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs

#1953   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."

#1954   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo <blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo <blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges <Geek-> lol <Geek-> how would you know about that shit? * blazemore is away

#1955   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.

#1956   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered <]Di[ein> get some 5's <]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels) <Vandium> A FESTIVA <Vandium> ROFL! <]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!

#1957   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);

#1958   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary

#1959   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her new "pink panther" <chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)

#1960   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!! <Rasputin> Let me rephrase. <Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!

#1961   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes* <Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !! *** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout) <Nyphur> oops <Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server

#1962   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always complain.

#1963   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP? <Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo? <xpander> is that a euphemism? <Ouroboros> Possibly <Ouroboros> Shhh <Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things. <Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time <Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs" <Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day <Affe> oh wait <Affe> we're being subtle

#1964   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Korben> tits <darkraZor> yes, tits <Soopa> i agree <darkraZor> ...indeed

#1965   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian"

#1966   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScumDog> I never treat women as members of the opposite sex, Tanya.

#1967   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here <Crappy> it's pedantic

#1968   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet> <duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey> <sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></duckman>

#1969   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy  <PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my tongue it went further up.  and she said it burned her hahaa

#1970   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine <GiRLiE> thought of u