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#1996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> .... <FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you .. <FutabaAoi> ! <Slant> four baby. * Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.


#1997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in <mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap <Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid. <Reo> and it's too late for many of us


#1998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION <Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH <kisama_> alright <kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?


#1999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do <O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks


#2000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner <BombScare> damn im lazy


#2001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though <SilverJag> I guess <Baby-d> you guess!?! <Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim! <Baby-d> :) <SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa


#2002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey


#2003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP <sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack


#2004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills <aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock


#2005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps? <Hedge> quite sober actually <sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober? <Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober <sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;) <sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?


#2006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Waters> I practice safe sex <Waters> I masterbate with a condom on


#2007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that...


#2008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip


#2009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts


#2010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN <kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.


#2011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running


#2012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion <noj> no it isn't <noj> you puss <djcrom> ok let me rephrase <djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay


#2013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P


#2014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime <pearl> i didnt say everytime <pearl> occasionally is nice :) <pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually <fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy <fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin' <Ginger> cavernous is not good <Ginger> cept <Ginger> for the esophageal capacity


#2015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nakke> !dictionary fellatio <FillyJonk>  2 entries found for fellatio. <FillyJonk>  fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.] <JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...


#2016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved


#2017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> omg i love this song <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24) <Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song


#2018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you


#2019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tyne> my life consists of 2 things <tyne> music <tyne> and debt


#2020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."


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