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<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon? <StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.


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<stray> i gotweed.net <stray> im gonna gethigh.org <drew-> havefun.com/youfuckingidiot


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<ALegitOne> cls <ALegitOne> oops. <ALegitOne> lol this isn't linux or dos


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<@Bedwood> Btw, I am free to use my right hand to write with again!


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<wahitu> Ok, then. Great time here. Cu all! <Josher> later <wahitu> hmm. one last question. How do I log off? <Josher> X top right <wahitu> thanks. Bye


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* DocHopper is now known as DocRestarting <DocRestarting> brb * DocRestarting has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Sean> that was so pointless


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<destruct> 88 N Feb 07 k15176@slo.net ( 51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!! <destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!


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<vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal


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<Chi>: So we went to the pool hall last Wednesday... <Chi>: I ended up paying for everyone when we finished. <Chi>: Everyone asked how much it cost afterwards. <Chi>: I told them that I used my Asian powers to get no charge. <Chi>: Then on our way down the stairs... <Chi>: I jumped onto the carpet in front of the door and exclaimed... <Chi>: "Okay Abz, time to use your Arabian powers to fly us home!" <Chinh>: did it work? <Chi>: No, the carpet was black. <Chinh>: zing!


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<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice <RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now


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