#2121   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay <imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED <CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive <CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable. <CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling

#2122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters" <nitrifik_> I'm not. <mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway <nitrifik_> exactly. <nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal.

#2123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire. <TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window <TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down <TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat <TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me <TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper <TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat <TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous

#2124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages <shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!

#2125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak? <moonsee> heh <moonsee> apparently not yours

#2126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?

#2127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thunderka> somebody speak spanish? <Suriv> i do <thunderka> you do what?

#2128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost

#2129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually <rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs? <rox-work> i should hope so <matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong <spazzer> nah, poste is confused <spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob <matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob <spazzer> and a unibrow to match

#2130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus

#2131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands <Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast <Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts <Scofco> it would rid gang violence <Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle <Scofco> with a simple name change <Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE <Hostile> AGREED

#2132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day <AlmtyBob> not me <ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem. <Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole <Infe> and you have to steal again!

#2133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company <Soopa> work on my growing cock! * Soopa has a way with words <toNe> and a way with cocks <Soopa> yeah that too

#2134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection? <[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up <nARcOtIC]> how fast is it? <[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it <nARcOtIC]> right <[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier <[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..

#2135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning <Wyatt> being late rules. <furandfx> periods <furandfx> the only place being late does not rule

#2136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls

#2137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me.

#2138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today <KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing... <KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked <KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too <KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building <KNG_SNK> to try to peek in <KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it <KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action

#2139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12! <P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn

#2140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving (Amanda`) Herpes?

#2141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?

#2142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop <cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from? <gc> do the math <cabbage> haha <ian> what math <_gene> well you know .. THE math ;) <jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ? <gc> no its the cache,

#2143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** opinion ([email protected]) has joined #bemani <opinion> hey guys <opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION *** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion

#2144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me? <+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff <+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman??

#2145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce <nharris> Rbrt.. wise move <Rbrt> yepp neil <closedown> did you just have a kid? <Rbrt> yes i did <nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool <Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho <closedown> ah <closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage <closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time