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<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad? <suds> i dunno <suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail *** suds has some standards <suds> noone under 18 <suds> now that i'm 22 <Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards. <Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.

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[OutLore  ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy.... [madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P [OutLore  ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :) [madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds [OpsuPup  ] but you're l33t woota [OpsuPup  ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you? [madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good

#2173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead. <ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was <ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about

#2174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids <therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen <therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks

#2175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right?

#2176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF [11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix <mightyflo> that was quick.

#2177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes <scummo> a tradition I keep up even today <scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel

#2178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?

#2179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAEMON> marked by circumcision <DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie

#2180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Matt> so much hostility <Spike> for such a tiny little hole

#2181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv <SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip. <DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room

#2182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!

#2183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!

#2184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right.

#2185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.

#2186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.

#2187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3 <j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.

#2188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?

#2189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joshua> how's the recording going? <Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late... <Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building <Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger? <Lexx> they were both stillborn <Lexx> as were their parents <Alamias> Sounds like my sex life <Joshua> wow...

#2190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo? <Joshua> things are just things <Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass <Joshua> tire <Joshua> *tired <Alamias> Cool..  I always hated midterms <Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?

#2191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade <Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade

#2192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me <djglitch> she is sexy <tyne> lol <tyne> u got her number <tyne> "0"

#2193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails <drlion> like foxes <[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy" <[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)

#2194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked <Synoptica> whats that? * Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole

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