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<@Steempy> Any lettuce that isn't iceberg needs to fuck off back to Russia <@Steempy> Goddamn communist hipster lettuce


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<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper <[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off


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anonymous: It can be "free" if you look in the right places, I think I'll go TO the video stoRe to RENT a movie now.


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<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P <SoulSteal> marlais: you finally killed one, eh?


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<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0 <ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static <ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255 <ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs <ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a second language


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<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up <vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part <vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption <goatb0y> well that fucking settles it <goatb0y> any collared greens by chance? <vermifuge> dude there could be


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<MasterG> ..................................................................... .................................. <judas> where's pacman when you need him?


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<helminthes> omg, i was about to walk into class today but it wasn't until right before i opened the door that i realized i wasn't wearing pants, but i didn't go home i went ahead and dealt with it and lo and behold, there was a test in that class that i hadn't studied for at all. so i jumped out the window and right when i hit the ground my cell phone went off <hakan> yipes <rafeil> yeh <helminthes> and that's how it all started <helminthes> how was your day


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<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer


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<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P


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