#2271   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch cock

#2272   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes <Lepper> like star shaped

#2273   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent <eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks <eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|

#2274   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play? <bucshott> pocket pool <bucshott> ;P <JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game <bucshott> see told ya it was good

#2275   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders <slacker> you think about shit like...mountains

#2276   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION

#2277   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo (Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation" (Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom (Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet (Q`) :-P (CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself (Q`) Hahaha

#2278   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child...

#2279   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass

#2280   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes

#2281   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ian__> Am I gay? <qin> yes. <ian__> ahhhh <ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right

#2282   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota           corrola <Focus2001> oh man' <pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop? <pagan> ;p <coug_> LOL

#2283   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday <prence> i didnt know i had used it before <prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum

#2284   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SaeNoDa> but I wont <SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right? <mightyflo> winning?

#2285   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life <Kashan> masturbate more <Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it <Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!" <Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude

#2286   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt <Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish' <fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :) <Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish <Scofco> i hate seafood

#2287   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day <Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored

#2288   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch

#2289   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?

#2290   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dark_un> monitors so dark <Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2 <Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker

#2291   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Altoid> patience, young skywalker <DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out! <DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto.... <Altoid> mmmm <Altoid> danish <Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears

#2292   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me

#2293   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ? <@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec. <brock101> -_- <brock101> thanks, i knew that <brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i <@WheelOr> I suppose so.

#2294   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc

#2295   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it