#2221   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss

#2222   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think :P <jwzrd-> boxed: ahahahahah <jwzrd-> boxed: I get marks on my chest :) <boxed> well, that happens too <jwzrd-> boxed++ <nightfal> I bruised my right nipple while I was sleeping 3 nights ago

#2223   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read..  http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search=%5Bric%5D

#2224   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea. <akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven <akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of  irc <akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon.

#2225   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows

#2226   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FlipTopBox> Concatenate? <mightyflo> its something sexual <FlipTopBox> Concatenate can be sexual, baby. <mightyflo> its something sexual to someone who hasn't taken a programming class

#2227   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it [dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right * dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it...

#2228   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/

#2229   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** williard ([email protected]) has joined #oscars <williard> this channel should win a award for being so lame

#2230   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ouroboros> Tang is as good as sex. <ruiner> my sex isn't powdery and orange

#2231   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_<

#2232   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game

#2233   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orange1> i think i got it figured out. <orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc" to their web space, we can just give them the message "this file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would know why"

#2234   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s] <BDawkins> party on <Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!! <Yourname> lol <sycon> heh <TpS> the stains were really bad

#2235   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HA[OffDay]Dima> one thing i learned though, never let my gf play GTA3, cause afterward she was tryin to play it IRL <HA[OffDay]Dima> i thought i was gonna die on the way home

#2236   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would smell like ass

#2237   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SilverJag> babyd did you get any play yet? <eldee> babyd gets as much play as my atari

#2238   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server? <JediPimp> djazonic: format c: ; <insert linux CD>

#2239   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<prence> o <prence> h <prence> m <prence> y <prence> g <prence> o <prence> d <prence> i was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, and i was in there and was like fuck it, ill shave my balls, so i was shaving away, i had my penis stretched out so i could get the hard to reach hairs <prence> and my mom came in, and saw me, and was like oh im sorry and left!@##@!#@!#@!#@!  she thought i was just cleaning the bathroom, but I was shaving and now i cant look her in the face, fizuck

#2240   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really <ScumDog> pretty much <TURBOMEAT> it's subjective <mightyflo> not when you have ops. :)

#2241   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile <Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile

#2242   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think <[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt? <uneasier> they were heavily drugged <[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that

#2243   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle? <Jan__> mmm braized testicle <Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti <Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth! * uneasier runs away

#2244   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked... <Raiden> I had 5 cats...that was uber

#2245   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead <BucWork> he is in Europe <BucWork> my dad works for the fbi