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<Sarin_Died> I forgot to turn off the alarm on my alarm clock last night, so the radio turned on at 10:30am thismorning <Sarin_Died> and I hear a car commercial saying "Attention, would the person with the late 1980's station wagon with fake wood panels please move your car, you are blocking 7 parking places" and I got up thinking DAMNIT I have to move my car

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[Tom] That was unexpected [Tom] I was playing with my pen [Tom] And it just exploded [ReDeeMeR] Quite the contrary; usually if you 'play' with your 'pen' enough, it will 'explode'

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<Poutremos> Win98 / Win98se CD <Suparmono> i located dad's copy <Suparmono> so you want me to bring it tomorrow? <Suparmono> or want me to copy it on to 340 5-1/4" floppy disks?

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<bubbleboo> i think 0's and 1's in binary should be replaced with 6's and 9's <bubbleboo> would be much more entertaining

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<%typobox43> (I/O, I/O, it's to the bus we go) <%typobox43> I can just imagine the electrical pulses singing that. <+BlindFool> You need to be shot

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<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools

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<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat

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<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit. <Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for wit and charm, though. <POINGjam> I see. <POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit. <Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw attention away from the fuck.. <Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him. <POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain.

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<Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing lately <Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few days <Supachikn> :( <Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star <Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"

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<janelle> i hate guys <PacerX> hey, people can piss me off too, but i don't write off their whole gnder <PacerX> that would make me a feminist