#2346   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up.

#2347   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Real> I found a hooker with a heart of gold.  I TORE IT OUT AND MELTED IT DOWN FOR DRUG MONEY!

#2348   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are attracted to a large-breasted female co-worker" card in the tarot deck.

#2349   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT"

#2350   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into your mouth but then cancer crashes the party

#2351   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep <Rhombus> cheap taiwanese sleep flooding the market

#2352   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk off to the pics of naked babies taking baths

#2353   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive facial hair in a tiedye t-shirt, shorts, and sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You can't like, own an OS, MAN"

#2354   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and reap the benefits of my witticisms

#2355   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RSN> Classrooms in Canada are actually used for teaching.. not just target shooting like our neighbours to the south..

#2356   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common theme....BROWN.

#2357   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amish> Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermo nuclear war.

#2358   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LesserEvil665___> LINUX IS SO EASY TO INSTALL. IT'S LIKE TAKING A SHIT AND HAS THE SAME RESULTS!!!! HAHAHAHA I AM SO WITTY!

#2359   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state of Boogie Madness. Preliminary operations will begin at 1100 Hours.

#2360   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MosServ> Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for their God is the greatest honor. But they also think they'll go to hell if they have pork in their stomach. Solution: Pork bullets.

#2361   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 63.217.26.3

#2362   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR TORTILLA WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM.

#2363   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SLP> I request that you allow me back in the chatroom because you have violated mIRC32 rules by kicking me out <SLP> if you do not allow me back in the chatroom i will have an order saying that you never be allowed to use this chat program

#2364   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with our class, but I keep farting. I CAN'T GO UNTIL I FINISH FARTING.

#2365   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath

#2366   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EnochRoot> #include pestilence.h

#2367   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hell_Patrol> to win the game, you must kill me... john romero

#2368   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no humpback, and it's the ogg vorbis cathedral, and he keeps ringing the bells yelling unintelligible things about how ogg owns your mom

#2369   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking

#2370   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases aren't actually compiled by anyone, they just mysteriously appear on the FTP site packaged and ready for release.. it's postulated that the Devil himself uses Mozilla, and in return for using it he takes care of the insane build requirements