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*** Pope ([email protected]) has joined #Sphere <Khross> Raped any children lately?

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<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR <andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby. <CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A REAL BABY. <CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS.

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* F9|Zzz [ Your Mother - Intimate Moaning and Groaning (Live Version).mp3 ]

#2399   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me. <FM{FF1}> ...men. <FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.

#2400   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ear{code}> CAPS ON CARBON DIXOIDE LIMITS THE NUMBER OF ARABS WE KILL.

#2401   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick

#2402   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code

#2403   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring. <nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!!

#2404   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP!

#2405   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u <CoMBo> with my bear hands <refujee> you're a bear? <refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your body?

#2406   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage never got arrested for murder <Alexander> hes just an actor <Waldo> damn! <Alexander> it wasn't real

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<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox <drlion> porn is fucking up the internet <drlion> and we can do nothing but watch <RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :) <drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically

#2408   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] . <Scofco> dear lord <phaded> holy good god <phaded> how do you sleep at night?!

#2409   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches? <CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program <CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size <MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class <CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea <mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler <_8ight> well.  if you cant find a ruler.  i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler. <_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch  in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter.

#2410   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees.

#2411   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed <gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them <[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room

#2412   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\ *** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\

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<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE <FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES <kolby> you still in english?

#2414   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game? <Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength. <Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC. <Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.

#2415   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder what his dick tastes like"

#2416   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat!

#2417   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Overlord> That just pooped into my head. <Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.

#2418   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged.

#2419   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)

#2420   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass"