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Jukeboksi has quit ["IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, THESE LETTERS WOULD BE EVEN BIGGER"]

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<H0ley> Its like if you want to get a mate now a days, one has to get a myspace. <H0ley> What ever happened to getting to know people and dates and crap. <H0ley> Screw this profile crap. <H0ley> Everyone is trying to profile each other. <H0ley> Freaking meat-markets. <L4m3r> Dogs leave piles of crap for each other. We have Myspace.

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Thainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc. Thainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime" Thainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid" Thainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie" Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?" Thainthallas: "yes, yes she does" Thainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city" Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?" Thainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous Thainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"

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<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."

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<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys

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<Kublah> stealing from drug dealers is like takin candy from a well armed baby

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<a_passerby> vmware should really sell t-shirts <a_passerby> they could call it vmwear

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<@SPo0n> this morning my mate said he likes the word "cock" because it "rolls off the tongue"

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<quacks> u look like that milk girl <quacks> on the cup <@dolphie> huh? <@dolphie> nonsense.. that girls so ugly <quacks> precisely.

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<Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw <Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales.