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<@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people *** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people' <Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them afterwards <Kwazy> *sick grin*

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<b1u3> i got this college professor who forgets stuff all the time, every week, the first half of his routine is the ending half of the previous session <b1u3> finally some dude jumped up and went 'yo man, you already told us about file transfer protocol', so the prof asks where we are, the guy tells him, the rest of the day runs smooth <b1u3> now we're learning twice as much and the guy who spoke up got his car egged four fucken times this week, community college is da rulz

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<tinker> ok i can't do my man right... i try to man man and it don't work i mean i installed from rpm by tar -RPM package.bz2 can anyone help it just crashes and says stuff to me <soroh6> haha <Threed> for help on doing your man, try gaysRus.com <soroh6> he can't do his man right

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<supers> race <supers> goto <supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on <supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ? <supers> er <supers> http://216.65.26.84 <supers> damnit <supers> ..

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<Mosai> my habit of buying junk food significantly diminished when they took the self checkouts out of the nearby safeway <Mosai> since i now have to look another human being in the face when i purchase stuff now

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SeanieG123: So the other day i was hangin out with some friends and i told them about this dream i had. SeanieG123: It was a weird dream, and they all agreed and told me there was something wrong with me. SeanieG123: Anyway, so then my black friend, brandyn, looks at me funny. SeanieG123: So jokingly, I say to him, "what's wrong? don't you dream when you sleep?" SeanieG123: He looks at me dead in the eye and says, "hell naw! last nigga who had a dream got shot!"

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<upper-> it fears change <upper-> just like grandmas that refuse to use microwave ovens <vlMbh> my grandmother used to warm up her microwave oven! <vlMbh> i went over for dinner one day and she turned it on for 4 mins on high <vlMbh> with nothing in it <vlMbh> i was like.. uhh what ARE you doing <vlMbh> " warming it up "

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<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually. <harb> Implemting is another matter. :| <harb> Implementing. blah. <homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.

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<Kermee> SELECT * FROM {[chicks]} WHERE {[bust_size]} > 32C AND NOT {[is_fat_chick]} AND {[looks]} = Hot! AND NOT {([is_psych_student]} OR {[is_law-student]} OR {[is_commerce_student])} AND {[will_swallow]} = True AND {[has_own_cash]} :P <Astatine> oh, good one :P <Astatine> I think we've just made a SQL statement for the perfect woman :P <Kermee> now if only there where such a table..

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<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car