#2471   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** [ric] is now known as reign *** reign is now known as [ric] <[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time

#2472   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay? <Scofco> nope <kyle> good <Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE <Scofco> either that, or a girl <Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises <Scofco> at least not MY penis :(

#2473   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex

#2474   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

#2475   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum <Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus

#2476   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler <Lucent> yet you are in atlanta? <ToiletDuk> jeup <ToiletDuk> that's why i own

#2477   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores! <Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

#2478   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework <Lucent> without giving a picture

#2479   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? <Lucent> who? <Thumb> center for disease control <Lucent> i said WHO <Thumb> what? i'm asking you <Lucent> World Health Organization

#2480   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem?

#2481   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what?

#2482   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality <sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[

#2483   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter! <DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer: <DrWoody> I HATE YOU!  DIE!!

#2484   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her <DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church <DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him <trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha <DAL9000> yes <DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.

#2485   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aaron> +v *** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron <Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically? <Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :) <Aaron> +b *** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com

#2486   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid.

#2487   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer. <The_Roach> You know what that means. <Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit? <Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head? <The_Roach> Yes and yes.

#2488   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right? <detmod> no java, duh <DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java <detmod> what the hell is l337? <DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR!  YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O

#2489   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files on your home directory.

#2490   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java? <joeblowgt> lewpoo: not getting kickbanned in #java

#2491   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today <kisama_> fuck thugs <kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later <kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses <kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"

#2492   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #bible <Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a realistic image of the full Jesus!  Is he hung like his dad? FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!

#2493   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say <DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way from sweden

#2494   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once,  was there about an hour before i noticed <ishmal> lots of girls,  no guys <ishmal> thought i was just lucky

#2495   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dabljuh> hey <Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled <Dabljuh> which is simply not true *** Quits: Dabljuh ([email protected]) (User has been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))