#2521   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids <l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing <l0wkey> i should sue Khaled

#2522   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow. <reuben> i had a great upbringing

#2523   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nost> whered iban go <langdon> home <nost> this is his home

#2524   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work <homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work

#2525   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now <RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right <pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures

#2526   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something? <zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny.. <zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny.

#2527   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram

#2528   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday <iban> in a bathroom stall?

#2529   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair

#2530   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reuben> send me a picture of you. <{Elmo}> no scanner <reuben> get one. <{Elmo}> no $$ <ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her

#2531   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do? <l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC

#2532   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts <chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it <chris--> and i say swinging a bat <chris--> and it sounds stupid. <chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it

#2533   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout

#2534   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick

#2535   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america <ryano> not in nevada <clay> were you conceived in nevada

#2536   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree <sabbat> a killing spree i hope <l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted

#2537   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick

#2538   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside

#2539   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite <ryano> so will spelling

#2540   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys

#2541   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255 <langdon> how do i get that IP? <langdon> is that like. <langdon> when the internet is full?

#2542   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Conjure> closed minded idiots <Conjure> playing with feces owns

#2543   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago

#2544   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

#2545   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone