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<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O

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<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians <homerj> and their holier then thou attitude <noxnbox> we should eat them <ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good. <berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians <ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat. <berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face <homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day <homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian" <DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too

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<dura> I really think I'm a moron. <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.

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-!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net] has joined #nanog <Spudnewt> These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. Shit yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and ban your ass. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net. <Spudnewt> Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a jew. Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet attacks. Shit from users who use vi, not emacs. Another long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots. <Spudnewt> All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat is slow, and we're getting harassed." Shit, trolls, this k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux. We give safe harbor to chatters world wide. <Spudnewt> From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters like that nigga BitS. But at least we're the best. Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow the lawn. -!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net] has left #nanog [] -!- mode/#nanog [+b spudnewt!*@*] by nar <Darkcyde> someone give that guy a record deal

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Kardane: don't look at me. i wouldnt know my ASCII from a hole in the ground

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<byron> So, I was cleaning up my email inbox <byron> and found these half-naked pictures of this girl I used to go out with <byron> so I texted her, joking: "Hey, found you lingerie pictures on my email account. If you would like me to return them just give me your email address again pls" <byron> and she actually texts me back with her email and a "thanks for returning them!" <byron> what a stupid bitch

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<street> afk, earthquake

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A: > Try playing Quake 4 on an Intel Video card. Let us know how you get on. B: > It looks as good as on an ATI/Nvidia card so far... B: > Hang on.. frame 2 is coming up.. yup still looks good.

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<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually <mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth <mogismog> makes for a good time in bed

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Stacy: Raymond is correct. Raymond: I always am Esuna: Raymond, what number am I thinking of? Raymond: Esuna, you're not thinking of a number Raymond: You're thinking of something to say when I do say a number. Esuna: Damn it! How'd you know?