#2571   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that <reubenf> not all women think

#2572   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<langdon> win2k is tight. <langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood

#2573   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker <clay> yes <clay> a social dicksucker <clay> much like the social smoker <clay> he puffs for his homies <`rip> puffs on his homies

#2574   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's <ryano> going on dalnet

#2575   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME <langdon> i mean <langdon> fuck on <langdon> fuck over here and help me

#2576   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers

#2577   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located?

#2578   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials. <reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid" <mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P <reuben> it looks stupid

#2579   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels

#2580   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crist0bal> rhino <crist0bal> make me an op <ryano> what are the ingredients

#2581   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away <reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob <cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs <cristobal> and heat up the door knob <cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer <cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

#2582   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic suppliers or morrowind has some good copy protection <DCBastard> i think it's absolutely disgusting that you can BUY a game before downloading it

#2583   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass <@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something... <@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes <@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD <@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex <@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :)

#2584   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS

#2585   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps? <unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway

#2586   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables" <xL> #1: A windows NT network

#2587   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do? <Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid

#2588   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

#2589   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;

#2590   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */

#2591   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off? <maff> yeah I reinstalled windows

#2592   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22

#2593   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chinger> My real name is Thoma <chinger> s <LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma <LimberDink> s

#2594   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy

#2595   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. <FlipTopBx> is it modded?