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<+KrazyKid> is there anything more American than a McDonalds IN a Wal-Mart? <+JitSpout> little cesars in a kmart < Overand> KrazyKid: how about someone stealing from the cash register in the mcdonalds in the wal-mark < Overand> how about snorting coke in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart <+awed> haha < pvah731> hahah <+KrazyKid> Overand: hmmm. <+JitSpout> how about snorting coke off a hookers ass in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart? < Overand> heh <+JitSpout> a DEAD hookers ass <+awed> dead from snorting too much coke off the last hooker's ass <+JitSpout> with her head in the toilet, getting swirlied <+awed> CHOCOLATE swirlied <+JitSpout> ohh baby < pvah731> how about someone on welfare with 3 kids that wieghs 300 pounds and is wearing a nascar shirt in mcdonalds in a walmart saying "fuck them sand niggers" <god> afk, seventh day <Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable. <iln> you can't abuse pot ash <BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro? <scar-> <- Gildor gets back on his hands and knees and dives back under the desk moki: trying for another promotion, Gildor? <sayza> Bug: Popup menus appear in strange places <sayza> Resolution: Turn off "smart window placement" <techzen> fuck lsd <techzen> i mean dsl <Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :) <Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times <CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks? <ReFFi|Work> I don't like condom's as it is... <ReFFi|Work> But I use them faithfully <ReFFi|Work> I don't want to be that statistic, being the one time I didn't wear it, she got preg... <Aronnyn|Work> Reffi - I have a friend who affectionately calls her three kids pill, condom, and diaphragm. Nothing worked for her ;) <Endymion> i'd be worried if she calls her fourth one vasectomy Jeffrey: Heh, what an ass. My friend Vann just beat me at Chess, and he checkmated me by putting my king in check with a pawn...Then saying PAWNED!!1! |
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