#2596   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/

#2597   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@atarax> DrConway: Some kid told me a couple days ago "They just came out with internet 7.0"

#2598   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pdksh> jesus h christ <pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off' <pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box. <pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile. <pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her <pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too <pdksh> ... <pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire. <pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college. <dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma <pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge. <bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major? <pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!'

#2599   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two 13 year olds

#2600   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka <|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays

#2601   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mutiny-> "large explosion in downtown jerusalem, two cats scared, houseplant shaken and dropped onto floor, israelis occupy palestinian owned areas, 12 palestinians dead in retalitory missle attacks"

#2602   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus <orion-> fix it with everclear

#2603   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of cloud coverage and visibility was low. so i looked out the window and immediately though "this is like an N64 game"

#2604   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned

#2605   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that want to do me? <moijkNrg> Lucent: I don't want to see any male cheerleaders

#2606   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam <highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to delete <highdrow> ;

#2607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog <kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit" <Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze <kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself <Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)

#2608   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ophe|ia`> omg I will NEVER shit that fast again.....my anus is burning *sitting down carefully*

#2609   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS <agentM> i like dating games <Zeddicus> i dont <Zeddicus> i always lose

#2610   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel? <Pedro> patriotic

#2611   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay.

#2612   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks <Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks. <Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks

#2613   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on people with. <brad-> And find hot dates. <LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his daughter. <LkTruth1> Or a large man. <brad-> A little girl suitable to make another.

#2614   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem <AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work <AlmtyBob> and back in the days <AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run <AlmtyBob> and they would <AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident' <AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people <AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine) <AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor <AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing <AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back <AlmtyBob> joke's on him! <AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there

#2615   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+shagman> man, my ice water tastes like shit this morning <+SuperGayHomo> well don't get it out of the toilet bowl <@shagman> I wonder if it's my ice cubes <@shagman> I'm gonna try the ones from the other tray <@shagman> ahhhhh, much better <@SuperGayHomo> those ones came from the tank

#2616   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?

#2617   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies. <RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with? <RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."

#2618   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> some new LCDs came out recently. <D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something. <McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too <McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones.

#2619   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not your mate, you fag!"

#2620   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on... <]RE[-NarcDog> one*