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<seg> I just spent 10 minutes checking my keyboard connections only to find that i had been typing my root password in an irc channel instead of the ssh window.

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Soren: man, the woman next door should put a muffler on her vibrator Svetlana3k: wow Soren: it sounds like a lawnmower engine Soren: and I dearly hope it is not

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<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

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<kfc-ginzberg> dude <kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy <kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my cock? Alex"

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<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX

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<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?

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<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say ommitting: mIRC <Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin

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<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies <njeue> fuck, wrong window

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<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :| <mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress <nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses. <mightyflo> you get what you pay for

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<leo60228> vim is even better <leo60228> but i honestly don't know how to open a new tab in it <Pixl> we have reached peak hipster