#2921   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target. <GRAYwolf> We've got...  Uhm...  A bowling alley, out in Cambridge? <The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes. <GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won. <The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.

#2922   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended. <Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what. <The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened.

#2923   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet? <M0rph13> I was damnit :) <GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People

#2924   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second.

#2925   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[during the Olympics] ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up

#2926   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why? ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?

#2927   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste <Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken <Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command <nothing`> uh oh. which was...? <Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!

#2928   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up <Eurotik> I can't even get on IE

#2929   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback <_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave <Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.

#2930   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UrMomsUnt>   U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc <paisley> Alrighty.

#2931   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow? <Skream> Mine just caught fire.

#2932   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.

#2933   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world... <JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious in his sight.

#2934   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"... <Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property." <Dobbs> That shut her up.

#2935   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs <Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce

#2936   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.) <GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read <File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far.

#2937   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes <glasnost> until they added deltree <Logan> glasnost: deltree <glasnost> thanks logan.

#2938   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting laid <RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this channel

#2939   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today <xsneakerx> was he cute? <yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean. <yabba> I think he may have been jesus.

#2940   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?

#2941   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful <octalpuss> fuck brains  =o) <octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass <octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a             tummy tuck for is now 85% gone <el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it

#2942   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas <NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia <NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs <NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says... <NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke <NyseriA> and shouts <Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'

#2943   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man <botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the mouth trick <botnation> thank god she washes that shit

#2944   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.

#2945   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<James> well i was walking down the street the other day <James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants <James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway <James> thank god it was late out <James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by <garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled