#2971   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual? <klong> it's gay

#2972   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

#2973   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour

#2974   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass <chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen <chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6" <chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"

#2975   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue

#2976   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"

#2977   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise

#2978   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward

#2979   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<axel026> i need help please <^cell^> do you have an appointment? <axel026> im french <^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder

#2980   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite

#2981   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee. <Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?

#2982   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder <dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye <dj_ak> then i licked my eye <splifs> women must love you

#2983   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can <luna> imagine it! <roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall <roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.

#2984   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat

#2985   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman? <AaronSw> not to have sex with him?

#2986   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex

#2987   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ashen> fucking hell <Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut <Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant

#2988   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.  Find out if your child is one of them at 11."

#2989   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?

#2990   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*

#2991   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'

#2992   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-^cell^- how fast is your processor? �tylor� 56k

#2993   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people

#2994   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going to get a real job?"

#2995   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now [1:02pm] weeve �[email protected]� has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)