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<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union? <IceToad> some of his statements confused me <Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.

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<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know. <Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared <Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"

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<Javin> God I hate people. <Javin> I'm trying to program here, and some chick walks in and starts gabbing over my shoulder about nonsense. <Javin> So I continue to work, and just ignore her. Apparently, she took this to mean I was "frowning." <Javin> Her: "You know, it takes 36 muscles to frown, and only 12 to smile." <Javin> Me: "And none at all to ignore you with utter indifference." <Javin> Apparently that wasn't as subtle as I thought it was. She took the hint.

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<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?

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<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug, do you suppose?

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<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me

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(matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work (matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was someone on IRC (matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS" (matthardy) and she saw it (matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt (matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared

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<shiwan> Geez, can't a guy mention Janet Reno on Margaret Thatcher strap-on porn and not empty a channel?

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*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #efnet <[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work

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<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS <phubuh> I JUST DOWNLOADED SoF2 AND IT WAS BLACK&WHITE <phubuh> OH I KNOW I'LL NAME IS SOF2 SO MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD FROM ME AND USE MY BANDWITH OR HEY WAIT A MINUTE <Katana> I tried downloading Harry Potter and got Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex