#3021   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next morning in a ditch, with a TRS-80, a wireless modem, a sombero, a pair of high heels, an angry midget and you're dressed like a mariachi.

#3022   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do <goatbustar> turn the other cheek

#3023   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(ubergash): i swear to jebus if one more fucking nigger uses the word jew or kyke or the, I'll shank you all

#3024   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now <barkode> did you get a new lamp?

#3025   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<felix> eek <skrike> felix just screamed like a girl <felix> no, I said "eek" <skrike> girls say "eek" <skrike> YOU GIRL <oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"

#3026   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men

#3027   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY!

#3028   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone

#3029   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off <sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot <sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can

#3030   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl? <continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two

#3031   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo <montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes

#3032   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit

#3033   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell Max>  Dont you mean Siliconhell? Fred> What ? Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to Fred> Really?

#3034   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO <RB> .. <RB> I do not understand <Philgone> oh dear * Philgone motions leeda to the private window

#3035   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo? <Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin.

#3036   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem un-writeable

#3037   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec. <@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps

#3038   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes <@arftron> serious <@meiso> wtf she is sexy <@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking

#3039   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C <@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind

#3040   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it <@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser

#3041   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort <Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw <Jon^D> and it didn't work very well <skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq

#3042   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav <Jon^D> he's my hero <Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind <arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now <Jon^D> I wish I was gay

#3043   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScottO> How was your interview, meta? <nietmeta> it's on monday <nietmeta> i gotta wait! <ScottO> How will it be, then? <nietmeta> it will be awsome <ScottO> Congrats, then.

#3044   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x? <@desnarf> hit it with a hammer <@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically

#3045   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BrantB> OMG! <CecilPL> what? <BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever