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<shadowrye> okay <shadowrye> who wants a box <|Raven|> i do <shadowrye> good <shadowrye> now <shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo <|Raven|> i don't

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<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum <[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole <[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that <[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ?? <pain> no. I would be dead.

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<Moose> Is a girl I've been shagging for a few months but not really 'going out with', as my heart lies elsewhere. <Moose> Anyway, cut a long story short, she's moving up to Glasgow in 2 weeks, and as a going away gift for her, my mates between them have offered me £90 if I can film myself performing a 'Spiderman' on her. <Moose> FYI A 'Spiderman' is the art of pulling out just before the vinegar strokes, chucking your fat into your hand, then flinging it in the girls face whilst triumphantly shouting "Go web go!!"

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<afropik> hmm <afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you" <afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search

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<Ck3> im still laughing:>> i mean its like you ate someth bad and im trying to tell you but im laughing so hard i cant tell you, and i look at you eat it and think that it rolled in the bong water and im dying of laughter and you're like enjoying the chocolate so much:>> <antishok> HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT <antishok> U MOTHER FUCKER <antishok> U DIDNT TELL ME IT ROLLED IN BONG WATER YESTERDAY

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<TheRedBaron> 8.5 million... from what hat did they pull that number out of? <spldart> sniff sniff <spldart> I don't think that's a hat

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<[VU]JackFrost> ok, explain this... i make 10000 on 3dmark2001 <[VU]JackFrost> but i can't run half of my winamp visual thingys at full screen without jerking <Modman> lol <[VU]JackFrost> without the screen jerking, that is

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<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each

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kooooorlin: dude I fucking backed up into this car today! lhendz: what the hell. how'd you do that? kooooorlin: There was this fucking seagull in the parking lot at best buy like eating someones tire and I was watching it while backing up. lhendz:..... lhendz: what'd you do? kooooorlin: waited for the person to come back, and when they did, they looked at their car, then at mine, and said "SOMEONE HIT OUR CARS!"

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<+Comanche> is OST any good <+Comanche> band apparently..