#3071   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zork> man sun fsck scares me <zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED <zork> OR SALVAGED <zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK <zork> etc etc <phrog> U R SKRWD <zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW <shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL <zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL

#3072   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!! <TT205> *blink* * TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!!

#3073   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day <pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock

#3074   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough <bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it? <bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$ <SHD> he's too young for selling sperm <Tre`> I need *a bunch* <bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm <Tre`> that's just disgusting <bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN <bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself <bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container

#3075   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fiction> man, I LOVE Sigue Sigue Sputnik so MUCH!!!! <Fiction> they're almost as good as Catholic Discipline <MaCk> then why don't you marry it <Fiction> cause I want to marry you, Mack <MaCk> ewh <[enki]> I think you had that one coming, Mack. <[enki]> Besides, I told you he'd get the wrong impression if you sent him those chocolates. * Fiction makes moon eyes at mack * [enki] shakes his head. <[enki]> I knew this would happen. * Fiction writes bad poetry about his love for mack * [enki] preps the firehose. * Fiction buys a harley and a tshirt that says: "if you can read this, Mack fell off" on the back <Fiction> someday I'll buy you a cubic-zirconium ring and we can move to a trailer in Rock Springs Wyoming <Fiction> we'll be so happy! <[enki]> And you'll drive a 78 Camaro to work. <Fiction> YEAH! <Fiction> only "work" is hanging out at the local high school selling crank to teenagers <MaCk> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <MaCk> someone is going to die <Fiction> and mack can learn how to make casseroles with potato chips in them <[enki]> And get denim fringe jackets. <Fiction> and we'll drink coors <MaCk> I hate you guys <Fiction> cheer up, I'll get some real wood panelling to put up in our trailer <Fiction> or at least I'll tell you it's real <Fiction> and we'll live on food stamps but have 300 channels of DirectTV <MaCk> I hate you all <Fiction> c'mon baby, you're hot with a capital HO! <[enki]> LOL *** MaCk has quit IRC

#3076   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot. <dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998.

#3077   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon     <Eric> Horseback Archery. <Eric> D00d, drive-by shooting. It's a sign of the times. <Kataclysm> Yes, but  a ride-by shooting just doesn't have the same effect as a drive-by.  <Eric> Good point. ANYONE can kill a horse, but a car doesn't stagger when it's down. <Kataclysm> That, and horses don't have tinted power windows either.

#3078   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Say My Name.mp3]-[4.34mb/4m 30s] <Dynamo> [Pet Music - 04 - Warm Hugs.mp3]-[5.23mb/5m 26s] <Dynamo> No one saw Destiny's Child, or Pet Music, aight? <Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Independent Woman Part 1.mp3]-[3.6mb/3m 44s] <Dynamo> [Pet Music - 08 - Chasing Clouds.mp3]-[4.4mb/4m 35s] <Dynamo> This PC must hate me.

#3079   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Expresso> I don't play alot of first persons hooters

#3080   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way

#3081   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Racked recalls the past: my teacher said, "I have a 10-foot snake here"....to which I replied, "oh no you don't....snakes don't have feet!" * GPF recalls saying something like that to a teacher and getting detention

#3082   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively high ovr a net connection

#3083   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?

#3084   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tajador>  I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me

#3085   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Foxers has quit IRC (If idiots could fly,Dalnet would be an airport.)

#3086   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WinTek> whats a good efnet server? <Julie2> thats an oxymoron <ToidyMan> WinTek, good and efnet don't belong in the same sentence <F`Nar> they don't belong on the same internet

#3087   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked? <jeffx> me! <dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think

#3088   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!!

#3089   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening

#3090   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache. * Hogie-One has that same dream!

#3091   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today <Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"

#3092   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb.

#3093   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your local police immediately.

#3094   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble <dav^> uncola: help <uncola> dav^: what did you do? <dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass <dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards <uncola> haha

#3095   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trog> I pity the english * Yarn smacks trog <Trog> they go to all the trouble inventing all these sports.. and then they turn out to SUCK ASS at them