#6171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money. <Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/ <Lyfe> disregard Morlack coughs <Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout? <Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.

#6172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins!

#6173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MixieArmadillo> hahaha <Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku <MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami? <Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same

#6174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing our canteloupe?"

#6175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something <Phix> did it cause any freak deformities? <Phix> well it is San Francisco

#6176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5 <indecisive> I COULD START ALL OVER <indecisive> LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS <indecisive> AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING <Fishfood> YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE <indecisive> WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS

#6177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job a lot easier if ppl wouldnt call up here

#6178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would <th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets*

#6179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<destruct> my boss just said  o/~ be a man o/~ <archon> did he say it while removing his belt?

#6180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since Micheal Jackson'

#6181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<danie2> do you have a gf? <ieatrocks> hahahahahah <ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking.

#6182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a mailbox that's 1394, and the first thing you think of is firewire?

#6183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this hacker shit

#6184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Worsemaker> public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; } <Seigfried> You forgot your close brace, Worsemaker. <Seigfried> And the else is extraneous. <Seigfried> And I don't think you need the "public" unless it's actually in a class. <Seigfried> And THAT has infinite levels of recursion. ;P *** Worsemaker was kicked by Mandoric (C++ kick. =p)

#6185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site <Videl17> wtf does Gee Kiss Ues mean? <BladeXT> *sigh*

#6186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser

#6187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eleven> hitler <eleven> that fucking jew

#6188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."

#6189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm [08:41] * GreenNight is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger

#6190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister <MofieJoe> he should think about fucking her

#6191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity <heffster> i'll probably have to fork out money for that too

#6192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks <Joelz> Good. <Joelz> You shouldn't be looking at our penises anyway.

#6193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom) <KilrathiX> hey! <KilrathiX> that's my job!

#6194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?

#6195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick <Dunebug> no <JonnyButt> and she has a penis