#6196   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman

#6197   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today <thammy> haha <thammy> that sounds like the beginning of a bad geek joke

#6198   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tbone22> today is my housemate's bday...what should i buy him...he just turned 23 <Dirge> a big fat penisdildo <tbone22> he's hetero <tbone22> (are there other kinda of dildos?)

#6199   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> :  taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!! PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website

#6200   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick Harden

#6201   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<netmunky> i just ate <orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom

#6202   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy <confusedd> a cross between a monopoly and an orge

#6203   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :(

#6204   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild.

#6205   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady. When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is hide in an alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget all about me. Great learning tool.

#6206   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass! <ZondrZout> brb

#6207   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D <CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ? <Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...

#6208   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time?

#6209   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up!

#6210   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me. I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please!

#6211   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got? <drunkers> i wash dishes <[Piratez]> at a resturaunt? <drunkers> no, at home

#6212   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone

#6213   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LynxCrR>You'd think if something were trivial you wouldn't fail at it. <UprightMan>Says Who? <UprightMan>You can make something 2000 times <UprightMan>and still mess up <UprightMan>Like, Ive peed a few hundred trillion times, but I still sometimes miss the toilet!

#6214   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<endura> I like to get an idea of how easy itd be to get laid if I walked onto a campus in a gorilla suit with a giant banana as genitalia

#6215   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Morphious> in 7 yrs ive hacked 200 people

#6216   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp* <BloodNose> to spend a night ... <Blender13> woah <BloodNose> at a girls house *bigger gasp* <cryptonix> his aunts <BloodNose> lol <Blender13> lol <BloodNose> and like, I've never even met this girl before <Blender13> obviously his aunt <cryptonix> great aunt <Blender13> ah <BloodNose> apparently she's really fit and been offered a modeling job <cryptonix> hot great aunt <Blender13> and why the hell are you going there? <BloodNose> ok, brb ... I need to phone my uncle to see if it's alright with my aunt still

#6217   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean <Aduro> lol <Tiffy> haha <cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D

#6218   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms <Storm> Guess I should leave, brb <Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks <Storm> Whew, it got put out <Zekk> Everything OK? <Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again  =P

#6219   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay

#6220   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drunkers> is your real name gabe? <Gabe-33> yes <drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel? <Gabe-33> no