ircquotes Quote #6176

#6176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5 <indecisive> I COULD START ALL OVER <indecisive> LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS <indecisive> AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING <Fishfood> YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE <indecisive> WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS

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