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#6146   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deh> fuck <deh> man lead singer of hanson <deh> fuck shes so hot


#6147   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ? <PovRayMan> fap fap fap


#6148   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with           water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard <ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson


#6149   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<George>  : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now. <George>  : Onward and upward. <George>  : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near. <3hreeD>  : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes <George>  : Yeah, like run the net.


#6150   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge <incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know <Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard


#6151   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting) &#65533;&#65533;&#65533; Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #eee &#65533;&#65533;&#65533; mode/#eee [+o Bluemoon] by ChanServ &#65533;&#65533;&#65533; SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting) &#65533;&#65533;&#65533; Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #EEE <fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing? <fester> exercising process creation? <GunnX> something like that <fester> you'll bend your fork() :)


#6152   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody <PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that


#6153   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me! <waramp> what a fag!


#6154   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town. <JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump. <baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way. <baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.


#6155   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_ <InSoc> Heh. <Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts of trading <MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well <quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other companies will burn <quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know it. <quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a corporate reformer is a total frigging joke.


#6156   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive multimedia on it <MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd and one to connect to a site


#6157   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more days it will be friday the 13th? <Neo_Rockman> wait..


#6158   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall <GameFang11> he loses 3 HP <GameFang11> The Thief attacks Christ <Chris-Hotwire-Ashtear> hehehe <GameFang11> DAMN! *Chris <Drakkor> man <Drakkor> you are going to hell


#6159   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D <Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too <MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error <MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked <Jibble> I don't have any financial aid <MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see


#6160   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jarp> i am 19 years old <Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals


#6161   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Iggz> screw it <Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich <Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me


#6162   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky business


#6163   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave


#6164   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tim``> i dont <tim``> have pants <tim``> im poor <Unforgiven> lol <Unforgiven> loin cloth?


#6165   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum <W0RMW00D> scrotum <d1rge> damn im hungry


#6166   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kirke> I had interests too <Kirke> But they all ended in court


#6167   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy <BiMP> oh what fun <Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D <BiMP> yeah <BiMP> and they better not be in peices <BiMP> *glares at santa*


#6168   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd <ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time <ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis. <Majin-Buu> k you are weird <Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration Parts: Majin-Buu ([email protected]) [21 users]


#6169   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then referring to floppies :o <Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2 <Ace0522> it's just random with me <LlamaKing> heh <Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of both...and the "S" just gets dropped out <LlamaKing> LOL <Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it <LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2 <LlamaKing> haha


#6170   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~ <SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box <glacius> that'll sound good... <glacius> till they're stolen.


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