#4571   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

urban13eatnik : I wonder. is there a feeling when you see a woman in porno and you're sure that she's someone you know? BeHeMoTh101 : yes urban13eatnik : what is it? BeHeMoTh101 : it's called IKNOWDATBITCH

#4572   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D visualisation plugins like winamp <%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC? <+Kumaneko> text rate? <+Genome> FAGS PER SECOND

#4573   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought that"

#4574   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Sipx ([email protected]) has joined #aol <kas> do you enjoy cox? <Sipx> hm <Sipx> its OK <Sipx> not really though <Sipx> im in rhode island. <kas> is cox big in rhode island? <Sipx> yes, it is

#4575   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along. <tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids? <@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you?

#4576   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night? <kas> he msged you on aim <SDMF> he msged me? <kas> i put in big bold letters <kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW <kas> and yur roommate answered <kas> and was like who's this <kas> and ize like <kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike <kas> is he there? <kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad <kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off

#4577   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Spoon casts Wall of Silence *** Spoon sets mode: +m <Goku> why? <Spoon> Because exo went insane <Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level * Sentinel checks.. *** Sentinel sets mode: -m <exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE! *** Sentinel sets mode: +m

#4578   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!

#4579   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cuban Atlas> See, Zeir, FD is smart..He ops himself the moment he enters <FD> This way I can abuse the power faster <Polo> That's the American way <FD> Damn right

#4580   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5 if you ever have to flee the country! <[Rizz]> start a fund "bring zeev to the UK" <@Zeev> I'd rather die than make PHP 5.0, thank you :)

#4581   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

@(camo) erawtic: any chance of getting pussy? @(camo) lol @(camo) just tell her: "i got a better play to see... a puppet play... now unzip my pants and say hello to mr. helmethead" ��� Topic: rew sets topic [ten bucks says camo has no game. oh wait, whos dumb enough to bet against that.] @(diffuse) camo: that wasnt even funny. @(diffuse) at all. @(rew) hence my topic. @(erawtic) camo jesus @(rew) if i had said that in front of real people i would have gone 'im really sorry im going to leave now, dont worry about calling me' @(diffuse) yeah no shit.

#4582   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up <chibi> 24hrs or something <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> and stage it <chibi> k <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> the next thing i say u say "count me in" <chibi> k <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> im going to take a dump on your face <chibi> count me in <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> rofl <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> GENIOUS <chibi> indeed <chibi> help if you spelt genius right :D

#4583   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do? Jeff: ? Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that would show the commands you could do with something..... Jeff: ? Gr8Hamster: nevermind Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark :-D Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH!  :(

#4584   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun so she dosent think i a total loser .. TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new excitment to the relationship

#4585   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Falcon> bk is your name turd mcturdburger. fuck you. <bk> what why did you just go off on me <bk> when we are clearly best friends for life

#4586   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<angie> yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today. <guyen> can't be that bad, she's pretty hot.  i could tap dat azz all day <guyen> godamn i need a picture of her so i can at least jerk off to it <angie> isn't she in your class, just stare at her with your photographic memory. <guyen> believe me i do, she's got an azzzzzzz <angie> she's also right behind me. <guyen> are you serious? <angie> yea.  she says you're pretty cute too.  says you should have the balls to ask her out though. <guyen> um, will you go out with me? <angie> she says yes.  pick her up tomm 7:30 after her evening class, she wants to see kate and leopold or whatever. <guyen> are you kidding me?  holy shit!  im calling your house now <angie> no i'm just fucking with you. <guyen> your're a bitch you know that <angie> i know.

#4587   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@haleguu> I cant believe RKelly has more kids out <@haleguu> err vids <spookz[d34dNb3d]> what <spookz[d34dNb3d]> lol <spookz[d34dNb3d]> what vid does he have out now? <@Tama|LongVacation> the one where hes humping little 13 year olds <spookz[d34dNb3d]> is it called "i am a lolicon" ft 14yr olds

#4588   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ozzy|> whoa, now i understand why its cheaper to build your own comp <Rufio]LK[> explain your reason * Rufio]LK[ drinks his milk so it can come out his nose :P <Ozzy|> haha <Rufio]LK[> hurry, i wanna hear why :P <Ozzy|> ok, cuz i thought the motherboard costs the most... but i'm lookin at em here and its only around $30

#4589   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CiaAgent> if worldcom goes under they will have to close the internet

#4590   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?" <guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am" <guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word <guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again <guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass

#4591   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jed_D`Lagged> I don' tknow, I really woulden't want a penis I coulden't hide under my desk. <Jed_D`Lagged> Or one that would take more than one hand to masturbate <Farnarcle> did i miss something

#4592   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly <kritical> whyd you do that? <gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet

#4593   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rogers> hahah <guyen> roger: i love you man <guyen> and by "love" i mean that special "stab you in the face and shit down your throat" love <rogers> i love you too man

#4594   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats snails and says ooga booga" style look to him <Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga booga and lays cable for a living"

#4595   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sparky> My new years resolution is 1280x1024.