#4596   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that           upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you" -dsp, nz2600

#4597   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO <Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis

#4598   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate Barracuda IV's :D <MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array <MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?! * Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head <Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it.

#4599   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark."

#4600   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)

#4601   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already! <deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual <bloom> Aren't you french? <deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok? <deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years...

#4602   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick <Hellwarrior> one sec

#4603   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window... <ddrfreak> really? <MeTh|pizzza> in other chan... <ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel?

#4604   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my keyboard permenently holds down p?

#4605   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pikapi> but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh?

#4606   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse <Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second <Deke> keeper has mice? <Keeper> not anymore :P

#4607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that <Vyse> They still make those?

#4608   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]? <Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals? <Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man. <Don Ravioli> haha <Don Ravioli> why bad news?

#4609   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric. <Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters.

#4610   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock? <Saccy> You mean double-handed?

#4611   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yuu_> Am I lagged? <el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow <yuu_> feh <el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay? <yuu_> are you not funny? <yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple <el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies -> [yuu_] PING [yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec <el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual

#4612   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs

#4613   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack

#4614   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rds|squall> im italian plz help me

#4615   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it? <harb> actually <harb> damnit

#4616   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately <luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok <SimonB> I like webgiro <luna_s> demons fine most of the time <luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router <SimonB> :D <SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception

#4617   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol <Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**

#4618   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vod> that sentence is even more screwed up than even mine usual are

#4619   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra.

#4620   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid.