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#4590   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?" <guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am" <guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word <guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again <guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass

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