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#4546 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology. #4547 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead <@p00mint> HAHAHA #4548 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <hybridy2k> how do i give ppl ops with a certain level <@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an axe and murder your parents #4549 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them? <@netwerk> thats stupid <@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said #4550 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh <freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head #4551 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD? #4552 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client <pplante> hmm what to do what to do <omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post. <pplante> tried that <pplante> it didnt solve the problem though <omega> do it harder, it will solve mine. <pplante> die #4553 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!! #4554 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect <Ize > eew #4555 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 HolyViper7: it could be worse :P Ebyan: It could be better HolyViper7: everything could be better Ebyan: everything could be worse HolyViper7: not oprah HolyViper7: she cant get any worse. #4556 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <WAP> @find indonesian girl #4557 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog? #4558 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch <[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and whore part, yes #4559 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope <Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri. <Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name. #4560 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic, and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time � where should I do it, and how can I make it the most #4561 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s <astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke <astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd <astroDZ> anyone care to confirm? #4562 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <_astrOdz> you know if you shoplift , you dont pay tax #4563 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature <ichibod> fuck off dicklicker <Zorix> bite me fucktard #4564 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature. <Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous! #4565 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert. <Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines? #4566 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you <BloodFromStone> A message for me? <BloodFromStone> From whom? <Xellchiri> Darthie <Xellchiri> "May you be cursed with the flatulence of a rabid camel." <BloodFromStone> Xell: Hrmm... I find myself uninjured by her attacks. =P * Xellchiri rolls 1d20 :: 8 <Xellchiri> yeah, she missed #4567 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <BloodFromStone> I suck at weeping... But, ill try my best... #4568 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Joe_> <DarkVeng> if you wanna just be a yesman, there are thousands of jobs in corporate amercia that have better hours and better pay for less work <-- where are they? <Technogeek> Enron. #4569 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 HiTtHiS2002 : i'd drive by with all the neons on... and guys everywhere in a 1/4 mile radius would run to the nearest bathroom to nut one BeHeMoTh101 : who needs a bathroom BeHeMoTh101 : that's why god invented pants #4570 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 TX Luder : dude TX Luder : i just had a genius idea TX Luder : m&ms frozen in ice cubes TX Luder : just think of it man TX Luder : your sucking on ice TX Luder : then WHAM TX Luder : m&m |
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