ircquotes Quote #2614

#2614   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem <AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work <AlmtyBob> and back in the days <AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run <AlmtyBob> and they would <AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident' <AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people <AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine) <AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor <AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing <AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back <AlmtyBob> joke's on him! <AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there

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