#2621   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement <offwYtE> well i thought it was <offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now

#2622   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`axion> dammit <`axion> they fucked my hair up <nakke> well <nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you

#2623   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status.

#2624   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans

#2625   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could have sex with Oogy Boots: :O tatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too tatsumio: imagine. Oogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak! tatsumio: double orgasm CyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really weird. CyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm CyAteon: but your arm would orgasm Oogy Boots: LOL CyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up>

#2626   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+SirLudicrus> type /who *.edu and you see why college students fail so much

#2627   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag. <Zoglog> what can I say <Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers <JFelix> Okay, you have a point. <Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT

#2628   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated.  by the file fairy.  I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'

#2629   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback

#2630   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de <AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth. <AK[coding]> But in a few months... <AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal.

#2631   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel * andy slashes Prae's penis off. <andy> That takes better vision than you might think.

#2632   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single." <factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.

#2633   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FireMoth> Tat: what were your grades like in the first semester? <tatsumizzz> Like, low. <tatsumizzz> I suppose the fact that I told my English teacher I had an erection one time didn't help. <Ear> Yeah. You forgot to raise your hand.

#2634   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cool__G> I can define 1/0 <illusionz> liar <BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality

#2635   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ? <med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho

#2636   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> i do'nt belkivein drinkng

#2637   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."

#2638   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia

#2639   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet <shilantra> oh really <Republica> It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone"

#2640   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on. <Psifire> And something occured to me. <Vykuzich> pants?

#2641   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened <LJ-atwork> Lots: frightened? <Lots42> LJ yes. Since you have the eyes and nose of my ex-girlfriend. <LJ-atwork> in a jar

#2642   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay? (Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago!

#2643   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :) <Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing <Longi> err? <Longi> THING <Longi> someTHING!

#2644   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's

#2645   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower <Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool <FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count