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<enJoy> just the other day <enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant" <enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him" <[zT]Lunchie> =-0

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<Hara> The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it like a sundial. <Hara> Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone <Hara> Moscow Time? <Hara> Comrade Time? <Hara> In the end they all agreed. <Hara> Hammer Time.

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<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad when i have to get nickserv to release my nick

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<Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption the news. <Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after touching debris" <Kitsa> translates to <Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after touching the brie." <Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane.

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<-Roach-> Ah you see I wouldn't always trust Wikipedia as it is edited by people. <Bewildebeast> I hear Brittanica is edited by manatees.

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<RenegadeC> I have to talk to that girl who came over to my house friday night <RenegadeC> because she left her bracelet here <CardO> was she hot? <RenegadeC> yes <RPG> RenegadeC: sheep don't have bracelets; they have collars.

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Rob: But I'm not horny. Tiffany: pretend Tiffany: girls do all the time

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<Naomi_in_Malice> ;_; <Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape <AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted to cartoon porn. <BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles? <Naomi_in_Malice> hmm.. <Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?

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<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;) <JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org <JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease

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Andrews: 'I have man bitches' Andrews: 'MANY.' Andrews: FUCK