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<Kalony> i thought it was some cool hand of fate deal or something <dredg> fate needs to deal me a sandwich <Kalony> fate could deal me a hand job too <Kalony> preferably after washing its hands <dredg> and then washing its hands before it made my sandwich

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<pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> kirby dances <pathogen> for money <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(O_O)> <pathogen> cha-cha-cha! <kermit> gay

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<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time" <Boogieman> and she said "yes" <Boogieman> and I just sorta stared <Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far <Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say

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<ChopLogik> Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets.

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<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today <Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"

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<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to ((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff (). Don't do it

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<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason! <Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?! <Devan> Guys? <Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob

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<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me

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<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference

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<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn <cameron> iknow but im almost in <PC^God> HHAHAHA <Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha