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<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha?


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<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore <Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db <Guilty> Then it would always be fresh


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* Shi-chan beats Tino down <Shi-chan> DIE <Tino> haha * Shi-chan takes out a spoonn <Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS <ilifin> there is no spoon


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Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night Walter39: Not sure why Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest


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<Sarah> I just saw 28 Days Later <rude-inverse> that's one of those movies I always planned on seeing but never did. <rude-inverse> what was the significance of "28 days"? the only thing I associate 28 days with is a menstrual cycle. <Sarah> maybe that's why there was so much blood.


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<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked? <jeffx> me! <dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think


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(During another round of mega splits on DALnet) <Guest51394> how do u get into the servers? <priz> you can't. <priz> if you walked into a McDonalds when the kitchen was on fire, do you think they'd take your order?


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<AlephZaku> Eh, is Quake 3 any good <Kurushimi> yes. <Kurushimi> i play with myself <Kurushimi> HEY WTF I NEVER SAID THAT


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<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing <Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course.. <ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot' <ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that <mightyflo> sell her on ebay <Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf' <mightyflo> LQQK!


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<slippy^> i am evi| <mr-cow> what you done now? <slippy^> well <slippy^> i had a thought. <slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc <slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work? * slippy^ installs win98


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