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(During another round of mega splits on DALnet) <Guest51394> how do u get into the servers? <priz> you can't. <priz> if you walked into a McDonalds when the kitchen was on fire, do you think they'd take your order?

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<AlephZaku> Eh, is Quake 3 any good <Kurushimi> yes. <Kurushimi> i play with myself <Kurushimi> HEY WTF I NEVER SAID THAT

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<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing <Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course.. <ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot' <ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that <mightyflo> sell her on ebay <Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf' <mightyflo> LQQK!

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<slippy^> i am evi| <mr-cow> what you done now? <slippy^> well <slippy^> i had a thought. <slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc <slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work? * slippy^ installs win98

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<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier <SD-Washu> that was l33t <biafra> what <SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese <SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...." <SD-Washu> followed by *click*

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<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass <notmewse> oh shit wrong window

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*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)' (Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :) (nwar) nor is it edited in anyway (ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context (ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :) (Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :) (ALbino) besides the point :) (ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :) (Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?

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<Andymc> lawl 156 photos on my phone... <Andymc> but i don't have a fuxxing way to get them onto the comp... need a bluetooth dock or summat <GriM> peel them off and re-apply glue? Perhaps a mild solvent to loosen the sticky? <Andymc> You should apply for a job at Dell...

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<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt. <devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin <pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21... <devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17 <pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets? <devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview <pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right? <pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl <devilgrl> exactly

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<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.