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<puertoroo> so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff <puertoroo> then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up <puertoroo> then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine <HuhWhat> And in the real world, what happened? <puertoroo> ....i never even made it to the store :(

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<indigo> redhat has become a thing of its own, apart from linux <indigo> it's the entropy of linux combined with the uselessness of a corporate product

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<mightious> it would be cool to get attacked my a monster or something, I mean think of the stories <mightious> or if you died you'd be a hero <Hidden_7> yah, I prepare for monster attacks daily <Hidden_7> cause imagine if you WERE a hero <mightious> I have garlic incase of vampires, and a cross incase of a vampire, and on the rare chance of a vampire I have holy water <mightious> ...actually im only prepared for vampires

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<miv> i'm gona take a nap <miv> i'll dedicate this nap to all the hoes in japan <miv> all the 10-14 yearolds

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<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net

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Rayo :: My friend Lupe is the Santa at the Mall. dissolve/decay :: wait, what happened? Rayo :: He owed me money. Rayo :: So I waited in line today with all the kids. Rayo :: and told him to pay up in front of all the children, "kids. Santa owes me 40" "....come on Greg...wheres your Christmas Spirit?" "Do you want these kids to think Santa is a cheapskate?"

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<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au <themole> I can't find that machine name <cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com *** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset by peer) <cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.

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<nylint> if charlie sheen had an illegitimate nigger son <nylint> he should call him afro sheen

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Krackers2087: fucking spyware crap Krackers2087: evil bastards Krackers2087: theyre like the hitlers of the 21st century Krackers2087: before you know it theyll get ideas Krackers2087: and soon they'll be flooding your screen with popups like KILL THE JEWS!!

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<crum> 1-800-We Are 18 <crum> good number <crum> they were lucky <nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12 <crum> lol <bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too