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<GinjaNinja> Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.

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<Musket> is there an echo in here? <ManOfStuff> an echo in here? <FessyBugger> in here? <Kajifox> here?

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<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once <deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it <rwhom> did you get it right? <deimos> and then they looked at me <deimos> and wanted a single part answer <deimos> so i thought for a second <cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job.

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<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself. <UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters. <UFGailorJupiter> well <UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters. <Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some porn and masturbate? <UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!

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<spectre> a girl called me 'sensitive' last night <spectre> too bad she was fat

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n e r d b 5: you use redhat? n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right? n e r d b 5: like napster n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people

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<Arrgh> great.. now he's trying to vomit in my shoe * [TMBJ]Rhadamanthus happydances <Arrgh> he called it a "vomit capture device" <[TMBJ]Rhadamanthus> Throw something at him <Arrgh> like what? my shoe?! <Arrgh> HE ALREADY HAS IT

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<+MegamanX2K> They shoulda advertised UT03 at the super bowl <@Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh <+MegamanX2K> who needs Football when you have BOMBING RUN! <+MegamanX2K> <Jerry_Rice> YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU PUNT! <Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh <MegamanX2K> with all the interceptions Tampa Bay made, John Madden shoulda yelled out "RrrrrrrrrrrrrRAMPAGE!"

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<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it <@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on <@oak> its me <@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine

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<sparks333> no see, women in engineering are like parking spaces <sparks333> the good ones are taken and the rest are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out there <pikachu> or handicapped