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<sparkhost> report <sparkhost> are you alive ? <roman> :) <sparkhost> it might be zombies as well <sparkhost> is 1+1 = 2 ? <roman> false <roman> 1+1 = 3 use condoms <sparkhost> personality hash accepted <sparkhost> welcome Roman :D

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<KiTTyKaT`> What state is Alabama in?

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<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day.

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<Winterhart> I just told my mom "AFK, I'm going to work" <Winterhart> She's like, "What?" <Winterhart> I told her it means "just so you know" in latin : /

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<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature. <nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%! <kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

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<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream? <Gen|us> a black mans cock <ismell> you toenails ? <Booyah> crib death

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sdrawkcab yekim: tomorrow i'm going to drink 10 gallons of water revmoo: why sdrawkcab yekim: i wanna see how long i can pee for one time revmoo1: that's it, I'm done with the Internet

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<|hOrNeT|> Does anyone have Sims Vacation please that they can hook me up with?? I've been trying to get that for my girlfriend forever and I don't get any sex0r anymore if I can't get it

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<Karp> Who am I to judge myself?

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<matt> Can anyone help me solve a two body problem? <dsk> Id sink them in the ocean or feed them to pigs <dsk> but if you do the pigs make sure to remove hair and teeth first <matt> Umm i meant in physics...