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<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!

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<Paragon> :j <Metal_Massacre> is that supposed to be a happy guy with herpes?

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<RichiH> i am also pretty sure that the a key on this keybord needs a slightly stronger push thn ll the other keys

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(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha (m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle.. (m-femme): haha (doggie^): lol ([olly]): stop using it to talk then

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<Vaun> need something good to read for like 10 min <Vaun> anyone have an interesting thread / link / etc <Dzza|Wants-SI> i once read a book <Dzza|Wants-SI> it was about a giant blob eating the school <Dzza|Wants-SI> but then a fat kid ate the blog <Vaun> anyone else?

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<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room number to the firemen'

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<ILuvChitlins> listen buddy you had best stop trying to hack people with your script kiddie ways <ILuvChitlins> or someone might get pissed off and ban you from the internet <Arsvith> Remind me again. You know /how/ much about computers?

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Coff:We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved. Cyg:New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.

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<WrkEagle> Phalynx: Ah, but can you conjugate "Vodka?" <Phalynx> WrkEagle: Sure, the past tense is "money", and the future tense is "drunk"

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<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling