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<Ki> HAHAHAHA I DID IT HAHAHA FUCKERS <Ki> I ASSEMBLED THE BED <Mellis> hmm? <Mellis> congratulations you're a level 2 Ikeamancer

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<jestuh> But fans will have to wait a while for the maverick director to complete his bloodstained trilogy as he won't start filming Kill Bill: Vol 3 until 2019. <jestuh> wtf <edit_out> Is he going to breed actors for it?

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<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away <+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.

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<Flaze> forum still down? <Vye-rus> Check yourself <Vye-rus> We're not slaves <Flaze> yep <Flaze> still down <Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me

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<antivert> flah. semen's nasty. <antivert> except.. on nachos..

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<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts.

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<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ! qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat

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<jimmiejaz> I just tried to use my mouse to copy a URL off the t.v. :(

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<%Hamtaro> I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother" <%Hamtaro> And got this <%Hamtaro> Create a Screen Name <%Hamtaro> <%Hamtaro> Sorry, Your mother is already in use

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<toe2toe> See in the news that prince harry apparantly regularly picks up girls and takes them home <toe2toe> im just trying to picture that <toe2toe> *Whispering* "Be very quiet, i dont want to wake my dad.." <toe2toe> *shouting* "LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!"