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#671   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?


#672   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own."


#673   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat. <osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick. <osx> So watch out..


#674   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside <Nikki> sorry


#675   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life


#676   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.


#677   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn


#678   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth>    ________________________ <BlackDeth>   /                       )��,, <BlackDeth>  /  \___________________/     ``,, <BlackDeth> (    ) )                            ikkenai <BlackDeth>  `�-^-? <hypr> damnit <hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck <hypr> lamers


#679   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed


#680   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dovee> anyone using or have an imac? * macker looks over at the door <macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...


#681   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday <rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays <two-c00l> eminem is not gay! <rick^MD> yes he is <two-c00l> prove it <rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week <two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays? <rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you


#682   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> make me dumplings <timmo> and some grit <Fustard> grits* <Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim <timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit


#683   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER.


#684   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of one game and start a new one? <D1> WHY WHY WHY * |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p) <D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways


#685   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay <McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses


#686   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

psxfaQ: <-- eating spam e l i t e  m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper


#687   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> joo do any drugs today? <`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface <hypr> what is pot then <`gb> a plant


#688   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that [00:15] <Fustard> yeah well [00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis


#689   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :)


#690   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)


#691   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room number to the firemen'


#692   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX


#693   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock. [gone:10m21s]


#694   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass <matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag <matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables>


#695   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fustard> fuck <Fustard> now im bored. <Fustard> oh well <Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet. <Fustard> ill do something with that.


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