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<Biitchboy> even tho i really like the title of my book <kibet> which is? <Donald> "This Book Is Hollow And Contains A Bottle Of Gin"

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!!

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Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term DrSpaZZo: Yes Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that" DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing Flaritter: AND SO FORTH DrSpaZZo: Like Flaritter: ? DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'

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<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs? <NoEscom> no, it's not difficult <Noidea> yes it's difficult. <Noidea> It's almost impossible. <NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server

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<Kimmo> I don´t know you <Kimmo> Are you good at something? <Otto[NS]> Yes <Kimmo> What? <Otto[NS]> Dames <Otto[NS]> *Games

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<@HEMI> I got in a car accident on the way home from work. <@HEMI> I rear-ended someone. <@HEMI> Guy gets out of his car; I get out of mine. He's a dwarf. <@HEMI> We're sitting there waiting for the police to arrive and he goes, "I'm not happy." <@HEMI> I said, "so which one are you?"

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<Jester> When will the queen name her Court? <Jester> Nudge, Nudge, wink wink.... <Queen Alice> LATER MAN THESE CRUMPETS WON'T EAT THEMSELVES

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<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time <Paralysis> search for the keyword "gothic"

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<InvalidUser> Its like my Uncle Eric used to say, he'd say... "IU, lookit the ass on that guy" To which I'd reply, "I'm not gay Eric", and he'd say "Oh yeah, sorry bout that" and we'd laugh and laugh. Then he'd try to molest me.