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<bell-chan> i got the little mermaid on dvd <bell-chan> dude, if you pause it just right when she just gets her legs <bell-chan> BOOM <bell-chan> you see nothing <bell-chan> the only sad thing about that is i tried

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<The831st> soy milk makes you gay <The831st> everytime i drink soy milk i cant help but think "man, i'd much rather have a dick in my mouth than this."

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<Mercster> ever shot a Glock? <Eppy> i don't know any glocks, but if they're like most people i've met, i probably wouldn't mind squeezing off a few rounds at them

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<kisama> !speedtest <orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz <claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz <SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz <kisama> ticks: 148mhz <kisama> yeah. <kisama> fear me motherfuckers <orge> huh? <orge> ticks? <orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz

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<`Trivia`> kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with? <`Trivia`> 1st Hint: ******* Question Value : 4 Points *** Joins: StupidFsh <oregvphf> attitude <JtHMx> Penises <oregvphf> ;) <`Trivia`> YES, JtHMx!!! got the answer -> Penises <- in 11.697 secs, and gets 4 Points <`Trivia`> JtHMx has won 2 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 10 & this MONTH: 10 <JtHMx> what?!?! <oregvphf> HAHAHA <JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING <JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME * oregvphf falls over

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<Tyson> kegs rule <Tyson> im gonna marry one <Mousey> ill have an affair with it

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<[peepee]> Can I see your $me

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<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!! <razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers??? <razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches??? <razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is??? <razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here. <razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer... <razorjd1> Fuck u all!!!

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<@kanaiva> dont be tupid <@sungroc> im not stupic

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<Kintai> Yes, boobs are like toy trains <Wallaroo> ? <Kintai> They're meant for children, but grown men tend to end up playing with them anyway. <Placebo> hahahahaha <Placebo> ROFL