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<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't have a nutsack <Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not

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<jim_trim> How To Know If a girl likes you <jim_trim> ? <sarah> Quite simple: If she sits naked on your hand, and it feels like a horse is eating out of your palm, she likes you.

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<asr> 'fo sheezy. <Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

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<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. <Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

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<msngchmbl> OH MY GOD <piardog> ? <msngchmbl> I JUST DROPPED MY XANAX INTO MY BAG OF LUCKY CHARMS <msngchmbl> FUCK <msngchmbl> IT'S THE SAME COLOR AS THE FUCKING SHOOTING STARS <piardog> it will be even more magically delicious now

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<olaf> there's a retarded kid who picks up coins <olaf> well did when we went to high school <olaf> he would stop for even a penny <olaf> well, my girlfriend at the time had a huuuuge collection jar <olaf> and she brought it to school one morning <olaf> so we could put them all over the place <olaf> and we walked outside to where he was hanging out <olaf> and i pretended to trip and fall <olaf> right in front of him <olaf> and the coins went FUCKING EVERYWHER <olaf> but not only did he pick up all the coins <olaf> he would pick them up 1 at a time <olaf> every time he bent over <olaf> he was there for fucking EVER <olaf> and then my little sister and my friend zac <olaf> on one of the days i was suspended <olaf> superglued a fucking quarter and put it on the ground <olaf> and it got stuck to his hand <olaf> and he was swinging his hand around screaming in his tard voice <olaf> and, apparently <olaf> everyone and their god damned mother laughed for ever <olaf> yeah, i'm a shitty human so what <||bass> you're my hero

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<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time >< <Kiri> my CTRL key types a ` when i press it <Kiri> lol <gwend> lol <Kiri> and my numpad opens internet explorer <Kiri> or my computer <Kiri> depends on which number lol *** Kiri has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <EvilCouch> guess she pushed the wrong number

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swansonmarpalum: I dunno swansonmarpalum: I do not think I would hang around someone who could not get hard and fuck me Sigma X: Wait swansonmarpalum: I mean if I was a chick.

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<-- debutante has quit (This is for the guys who are mastrubating: LARGE BLEEDING ASSHOLE. (Hopefully that made you limp.)) <Pixelated> limp ! <Pixelated> that got me rock hard <hardlined> you too? <hardlined> Got a cam?

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<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for? <|non_smoking_max|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ...